5 Stages of a Migraine

I woke up with a migraine, so you weren’t expecting a coherent blog post, were you? Sorry.

The 5 Stages of a Migraine:

1. Ugh…Advil
2. Could this be fatal?
3. I certainly hope so
4. ZZZZ
5. Hangover

My friend Tracy said I left out the throwing-up stage, but that’s 1.5 “Please don’t let me throw up this Advil-I’m trying to make it to stage 4.”

I’m in stage five 5 and feel like I’ve lost about 50 IQ points somewhere.

Black rain frog

But tomorrow! Tomorrow I will no loner be a black rain frog like today; I will be a dancing tree frog.

Tomorrow.

We knew they could sing, but did we know they could dance?