animals, Human Nature, humor

Three Dumb Things People Often Say

Crunch, crunch, crunch

Crunch, crunch, crunch

1. He eats like a horse.

Having grown up on a farm, I know that horses eat a lot-but only because they weigh about 1,000 pounds. Besides they mostly eat what we would call health food; horse grain looks and tastes like granola. Ask me how I know. 🙂






2. She eats like a bird. 

I think this means she picks at her food gingerly, but a bird actually eats up to half their body weight each day. That is equal to a 100 pound person eating 50 pounds of food daily.







3. I’ve been working like a dog.

I just walked past my dog and he’s stretched out sleeping, as usual. How hard does your dog work? He may say good-bye when YOU leave for work and greet you when you return, but in between, he’s pretty much been goofing off.



And here’s a bonus “Dumb Things People Often Say” “Dumb” literally means a person can’t speak, so why do we talk about dumb spoken things at all? We are a silly bunch, we humans.

Things people do

Things people do


About Je' Czaja aka Granny Savage

Je' is a writer, artist, and stand up philosopher. She founded and directed two non-profit organizations for disadvantaged children and their families, served as a missionary for three years and is the author of several books. Amazon Author page:


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