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Do-It-Yourself Conspiracy Theory

fear-mongering

The sky is falling!

Make your very own conspiracy theory! Just fill in the blanks, using the suggestions below or draw from your own fevered imagination. (Inspired by Political Research Associates)

In order to understand (World, economy, what happened to your paycheck, weather,) you need to realize that everything is controlled by a (tiny cabal, a world-wide network) made up of (Zionists, Illuminati, Communists)

The conspirators are (crafty, evil, aliens) and their conspiracy began in (the Garden of Eden, 1913, a galaxy far, far away)

The conspirators have been responsible for many events throughout history, including (wars, revolutions, crop circles)

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified only by (accent, religion, reptilian shape-shifting)

The conspirators have help from powerful elite (Freemasons, Jesuits, liberals) and the conspiracy benefits undeserving (Billionaires, immigrants) at the expense of (Bible-believing Christians, job creators, Real Americans)

The conspirators want to (kill, enslave, suck vital essence from) all of us and round up and restrain resisters in (FEMA death camps, gulags, extraterrestrial harems)

They are using (the media, chemtrails) to establish (Reign of the Antichrist, alien zoo)

In order to prepare for this, we all must (buy gold, buy guns, vote Republican, listen to my show)

All of this was revealed years ago by (The Book of Revelation, Protocols of the Elders of Zion, John Birch Society)

Since the media is controlled by (conspirators from #3) you should get your information only from (Fox News, me, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh)

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About Je' Czaja

Je' is a writer, artist, and stand up philosopher. She founded and directed two non-profit organizations for disadvantaged children and their families, served as a missionary for three years and is the author of several books. https://www.smashwords.com/interview/jeczaja Amazon Author page: http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00IU4RWKE

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  1. This specific post, “Do-It-Yourself Conspiracy Theory
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